Lalo on CALÓ: 'Athletically Allergic' failing ICE recruits

Lalo Alcaraz
Oct 22, 2025
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Lalo on CALÓ: 'Athletically Allergic' failing ICE recruits — Tons of "athletically allergic" ICE recruits are failing to meet even the minimum fitness standards for employment as America's Gestapo. According to The Atlantic, an email from ICE HQ says that, "a considerable amount of athletically allergic candidates' had been showing up to the academy; they had 'misrepresented' their physical condition on application forms." I guess running after tamale ladies and arresting children isn't as easy as these flabby fascists think...
Lalo Alcaraz

Tons of "athletically allergic" ICE recruits are failing to meet even the minimum fitness standards for employment as America's Gestapo. According to The Atlantic, an email from ICE HQ says that, "a considerable amount of athletically allergic candidates' had been showing up to the academy; they had 'misrepresented' their physical condition on application forms." I guess running after tamale ladies and arresting children isn't as easy as these flabby fascists think...
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